1 00:00:00,140 --> 00:00:02,300 Soyuzmultfilm 1988 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:05,980 Two Camels Were A-Flying 3 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:36,680 "Hello little elephant", said the camel, "You know, I've decided..." 4 00:00:36,780 --> 00:00:39,900 "...decided to prove that you're no mammal?" 5 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:45,580 Decided to execute some big vision! I've done the hard bit - I've made the decision! 6 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:49,540 Your path into wisdom has not yet begun. 7 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,140 The hard bit these days is to get something done! 8 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:58,260 Take me. I'm soon going to fly to the moon. - To the moon?! 9 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,660 You think you'll manage that anytime soon? 10 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:05,020 I say with full confidence: 11 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:08,020 A big elephant the moon will not hold. 12 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:12,660 Your dreams must be in congruence with your size in the world. 13 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:20,040 Oh yeah? I guess it's n... not for me. 14 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:24,120 Wait... I've an intuition! 15 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:28,760 You do have talent! You're... 16 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,940 A musician! 17 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:36,240 Okay, let's write a ditty! What could be more pretty? 18 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:41,020 - We need words, to start... - We need a head for art! 19 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:47,260 And since we know no poets of any kind, I myself will write a few lines. 20 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,960 Write this down. 21 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:56,180 Two camels... were... a-flying. 22 00:01:56,740 --> 00:02:04,760 - You're a poet! Our luck came soon! - Now you try to come up with a tune. 23 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:09,440 - Now then, Two camels were a-flying... - From where to where? 24 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,460 - Africa to Australia. - What for? 25 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:17,180 - They carried three poods fine... - Of what? 26 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,780 Of sweets and chocolate! 27 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:25,080 A "rock group" - that's going places! 28 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:32,780 That covers all the bases. Oh yeah, it's simply aces! 29 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:42,760 This song lit up the stage like a grenade, Won the Grand Prix at the hit parade, 30 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:50,340 On my last disc, it's the best ditty! Meow-meow, my kitty! 31 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:56,760 Hey, it's the artist of this hit you're looking at! 32 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:02,100 Music by Cat. Russian lyrics by Cat! 33 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:11,560 Meow! We are Cat! We sing a musical song! 34 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:18,200 Meow, meow, meow! 35 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:25,860 I walk somewhere at night... I cannot recall... 36 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:33,640 ...This song of mine. Meow, meow, meow! 37 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:53,220 Meow, meow, meow! 38 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:03,340 - There's no refrain, but it's essential. - Well, we'll create one. For example, like this: 39 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:08,400 -"Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah," cried the kangarah. - Kangaroo. 40 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,400 - In that case: 41 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:14,500 Exclaimed the kangaroo: "Hurroo, hurroo, hurroo." 42 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:15,880 How about this: 43 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:20,960 Since all was good and proper, the kangaroo children hopped there. 44 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:25,880 "Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!" And ate the chocolates... 45 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:33,120 - Hey, what's all this crying? - It's our song "Two Camels Were A-Flying" 46 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,820 - Would you like me to sing it? - Later. 47 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:41,000 Attention, please. I have a project. It'll interest you. 48 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:45,560 Can I expect a couple more songs from you two? 49 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,680 More? Us? No. Not even a demo. 50 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,420 No problemo! 51 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:55,820 - "Two Camels Were A-Flying"... 52 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:01,860 Not bad. Not bland. Yeah, they'll be hits! 53 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:06,580 Your songs. We'll be a rock band! 54 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:22,200 - Greetings, O tutor of young generations. - Salutations! What's this gathering about? 55 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:30,960 - We three are, sort-of, a rock group. - Ah!... Is that like a theater troupe? 56 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:35,360 - We're a rock group. - We're a rock group. 57 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:40,200 - We're a rock group! - We're a rock group. 58 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,060 A group of young animals in our department, 59 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:51,380 under the artistic direction of... Marmot 60 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,000 will perform the song 61 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:58,920 "Who Should Be Your Role Model?" A translation from Canadian. 62 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:01,160 My own, by the way. 63 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:11,060 - La la la la! - La la la la! 64 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:19,080 Let's imagine that a jay-bird Has a mark-book ruined with D's. 65 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:25,980 "This is true," shall say our jay-bird, "School for me is not a breeze!" 66 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:32,820 Beasts tell truth, just like they should! All these beasts are "Very Good"! 67 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:39,300 Beasts tell truth, just like they should! All these beasts are "Very Good"! [Certificate of Merit] 68 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:45,880 Let's imagine that a frog-child Drowned his mark-book in a pond. 69 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:52,780 "Is it true, my little frog-child?" He will not deny his fault. 70 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:55,880 [Certificate of Merit] Beasts tell truth, just like they should! 71 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:59,520 All these beasts are "Very Good"! 72 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,540 Beasts tell truth, just like they should! 73 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:06,460 All these beasts are "Very Good"! - We are a rock group. 74 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:11,880 - A group of ROCK. - I hear you! I hear you! 75 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:18,420 I'm not yet a deaf... ground-hog. So who is your artistic director? 76 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:20,420 - Him. - The Cat?! 77 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:24,820 Hehe, my friend, is it true? YOU direct this crew? 78 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:30,280 Why, you have fears? I studied music for eight and a half years! 79 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:35,760 - And I easily distinguish one note from another. - Then, dear brother, 80 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:40,540 tell me, what is this note? 81 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:47,960 - Naturally "Do." - No! "Do" is lower down, 82 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:50,440 This is "Re". 83 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:55,980 With good playing, it may be called both this and that. 84 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:59,880 And what's this sign, dear Cat? 85 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:05,000 - That? A pretzel, yup! - He screwed up. 86 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:09,800 What a dope! There's no hope! 87 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,180 What narrow mental scope! 88 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:25,140 Two camels were a-flying, Africa to Australia. [written by David Samoilov] 89 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:30,960 They carried three poods fine of sweets and chocolate. [directed by Rassa Strautmane, art director Yuriy Isaykin] 90 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:36,260 Since all was good and proper, the kangaroo children hopped there, 91 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:41,320 Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah! And ate the chocolate... [music V. Golutvin, Rock band "CV"] 92 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,320 candy bars! 93 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:57,960 Two camels were a-flying, Africa to Australia. [animators Olga Panokina, Lidia Mayatnikova, Irina Sobinova-Kassil] 94 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:02,880 First it was horrifying (Oh-oh-oh!) Then it was nice and quiet 95 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:08,320 Since all was good and proper, the kangaroo children hopped there, [Puppets & Decor:] 96 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:13,000 Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah! And ate the chocolate... [Editor G Nikolayeva, script ed. R Frichinskaya] 97 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:16,460 ...and the candy bars! [Producer G. Khmara] 98 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:26,280 The End Subs by Niffiwan, Chapaev & Eus (Dec 2019)